This is Porty, he is a squat little fellow who mostly hops around trying not to get squished. He has a strange problem with stickin his tongue into CD drives. This is probably because all his brain power and memories are contained within his tongue. Strange, but after millions of years of evolution, turns out this is the safest place for his species to develop their brains. Unfortunately, all his favorite foods such as Sour Patch Kids and Hot Tamales give him serious brain damage when he eats them.