Last spotted at a park in Denver, Colorado, the Amish Cyclops (not to be confused with any cyclops' out there who may posses magic abilities or giant stature etc, etc..) has been on the run from his community after being exiled and eventually chased out of his town. Outraged by his overtly blasphemous skin tone and little squeelly voice, the townspeople forced him to leave as soon as he could crawl himself out. He now peddles for money with a clever math riddle he learned from a hooker in Nevada.